If I go a month without making a Sean Payton joke I get the shakes. I kinda wish he was out of football forever so I could continue making jokes about it. But alas. While tons of coaches got the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Way too much freaking money
Aaron Rodgers just got mega paid. Joe Flacco, your reign as king of the elite money, has ended before it ever really began. Though from what I can tell, Mr Rodgers got a far better structure in his deal and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally, found a way to answer the question of Romo and Cutler. Now I just gotta work in Big Ben. This gag is getting really out of hand
Tom Brady fun fact: Tom Brady is 2-5 against Archie Manning’s spawn in the playoffs, and it’s a 5 game losing streak. Not gonna lie, pretty pumped to see Denver win that game, if solely for the fact that we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Each year Flacco’s contract feels less and less ridiculous. Flacco may have gotten obscenely paid, but he won a damn Super Bowl for that cash. Each QB to get paid since has more or less earned it, to varying degrees. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the other laugher contract that was given so far this free agency was to Dolphins pass rusher Olivier Vernon. The Giants came into free agency with a lot of cap space, a lot of holes on the roster, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
RIP Airship Elite Moneys. We hardly knew yee. The Defenders have regained an advantage over the Offenders. The Offenders still control most of the elite money surplus. The world has gone that way. Once, things were different. Quarterbacks weren’t so important.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never would have guessed comic 666 would be about the NFL actually doing a good thing. Well, maybe not a good thing, but at the very least walking back to not being stupid and quite as evil as before.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic feels particularly interesting since Carr and Von are situational direct rivals. The money has gone to the AFC West, friends. All of the money. It feels as if it’a been too long. Literally almost a full year ago[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…