Sometimes this job is hard. During the June-July dry spell it gets really hard to find anything to make fun of and it takes me a long time to figure out what I’m going to mock. But sometimes the football[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Von Miller
About goddamn time, and I mean that in the nicest way. We all knew it was coming. We all expected it to happen. We’ve been writing and discussing his legacy for months, even before the season ended. We waited for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you were paying attention to the news a few weeks ago you might have caught wind of yet another instance of Von Miller having some sort of gastrointestinal issue. I thought his farts tax story was amusing but probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Broncos got their Super Bowl rings this past weekend and as usual they are gaudy, ugly beasts of diamonds. Honestly this third one isn’t that bad, it looks better than the first two, which are just ugly and vaguely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I find it really funny that both Steph Curry and Cam Newton were both chokers and lost in spectacular fashion in their respective championships. In late 2015 a big deal was being made about how the two of them are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Two weeks in a row the Buccaneers had home games postponed due to lightning. The Hockey team name finally made sense to me this season, I didn’t realize it was such a thing down there but hey, now it makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic feels particularly interesting since Carr and Von are situational direct rivals. The money has gone to the AFC West, friends. All of the money. It feels as if it’a been too long. Literally almost a full year ago[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MONEY PLOT TWIST! So last week I was browsing NBA news and I saw the reports of James Harden’s new contract. James Harden is going to make over 200 million dollars. Steph Curry also just got paid similar dough. Suddenly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m really proud of this stupid Broncos comic so I hope ya’ll enjoy it. The Broncos started strong and seem to be fading. The Defense, so hyped up after 4 games, comes out against a Giants team starting literal street[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I guess this is one of the consequences of no preseason games. Everyone just gets hurt in the early regular season instead! “Oh my god this year seems worse than normal with injuries” has been a line that I’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…