Tony Romo sucks under pressure. Tony Romo can’t win the big one. Tony Romo only dates dumb blond celebrities. Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Tony Romo is “unclutch”. Tony Romo is a big wuss. These are all common criticisms of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roger Goodell was apparently unhappy that his suspensions to the Saints players didn’t work out as planned, so he decided to enact further punishment on poor suspended Sean Payton. They voided his contract, essentially making him a free agent at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Forced visual puns are the best puns. Anyway long time followers know I’m actually a big defender of Tony Romo and think he gets a lot of undeserved hate, but sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Was there any other way this game could have ended? The Cowboys, fighting for the division crown for the 3rd year in a row? That INT was never in doubt. When the Cowboys got the ball back within a TD[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tony Romo actually named his new boy Rivers Romo, because of course he would. Part of me really kind of wants Rivers to win a ring because I’ve got some quality ideas if he ever becomes 1 ring Rivers. Also,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wish big news would stop breaking when I was halfway through a comic. Now when I make a comic about the NFL lying about the Rice video on Saturday expect a big news break about Josh Gordon being reinstated[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s nice that Tony Romo is has finally started to get the recognition he’s deserved for a while for being a great QB. He still has that dumb stigma about being unclutch but it’s slowly fading as people realize he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally, found a way to answer the question of Romo and Cutler. Now I just gotta work in Big Ben. This gag is getting really out of hand
Every year it seems like there is a division that under-performs to a hilarious degree. Last year it was the NFC South. The year before that it was the NFC North. It happens. Every year I read the same articles[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw the Cowboys sign Alfred Morris and kicked a nearby baby off a bridge because that seemed like a really smart move by Dallas. Morris was sort of abandoned in Washington for whatever reason (I never bothered to look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
