FUN FACTS! The Patriots have won 5 Super Bowls, and all of them have come against animal teams. Namely, birds. The Patriots hate birds. Are you a bird team? Don’t play the Patriots in the Super Bowl or get in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There you go. You can stop whining about it. I finally drew Tom Brady as the goat. I don’t know why so many people wanted me to call Tom Brady the Goat and draw him as such. I mean, I’m[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This will be the last DAVE HATES THE PATRIOTS comic for a while. As I’ve said all week, I want to stop talking about them as best I can. It’s fun to hate. They make an excellent heel. The fans[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2037. It is the final season of the NFL. Years of lawsuits have gutted the sport. Infighting among the owners after the death of Jerry Jones has fractured the league. Fans have tuned into watching leagues like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Farewell, Gronk. The one good Patriot. It felt like this was coming for a few seasons now. He seemed to tease at potentially retiring and the injuries were clearly beginning to mount. Gronk wasn’t the inhuman tank he appeared to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course everyone is gonna be talking about the NBA finals today but that game ended like a big wet fart and I wanna talk Hockey cuz it rules. Gotta say, it must be cathartic as hell for St. Louis.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Patriots have to play in the wildcard round for the first time since 2009! Thank you Fitzmagic, you are the hero we never deserved. It made me realize there are multiple members of the Patriots who are multi-year, multiple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Praise be to Derrick Henry, glory to his name. Slayer of Evil. Crusher of Massholes. Birthday Badass. Hero of the people. The evil has been defeated. The dream we dared to dream came to be. The Patriots will not repeat[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, I know this is just a re-used template. One of the pitfalls of lasting this long as a commentary blog is that you hit the same kind of stuff every year as the cycle perceptually feeds itself and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IT HAPPENED! Me earlier this month, when the Chargers were the expected landing spot and people were floating the idea of the 49ers trading Jimmy: Tampa Bay Buccaneers – I’m surprised this isn’t a bigger actual rumor. Winston appears to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
