My official pick for winner of SB49 is Seattle. I just think they are going to win it. I think they have the right combination of stifling defense and ball control offense to make it work. The Hawks offense isn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seattle is a wooooooooooorrllllld of puuure imaginaatioonnnnnn Michael Bennett described working for Pete Carroll as if it’s like “working for Willy Wonka”. I’m sure he meant it in a fun way but Willy Wonka is a seriously disturbing movie when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans. To be…continued? Suck it poors
Finally! Kirk Cousins got that mad stack of moolah. It’s about time. I gotta admit, when it became clear that the Kirk sweepstakes was gonna happen, the Vikings were not my first choice for landing spots. I didn’t think they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the Rams are just going with the murder interior, huh? I mean really. The best DT in the game right now just got another top 10 DT to play next to him. Aaron Donald is a monster and now[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
IS THIS THE END OF OUR TWO HEROES? AND RYAN TANNEHILL? I think some have you have already guessed this plotline but I hope you are enjoying this because I’m losing a lot of sleep to bring you this nonsense.
Big ups to commenter Shelly on the previous comic for the inspirational idea behind this one. This is perfect, and now I am full of wonder about the ideas of two very small people fighting and working together to achieve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shoutout to apparent Draw Play reader Brett Kollman, who came up with this idea during my AMA two weeks ago. I gave him a shoutout on one of my better comics from last season so I’ll just say if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Seahawks are probably contenders this season, even with their horrible defense, simply because they are operating so well on offense. But they have more than one major weakness. They occasionally have to go east. For 1pm EST games. Unlike[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
EDIT: due to our dog being a jerk, I am running on no sleep for like 3 days, and did not even start a comic for Friday, sorry bout that Man am I glad this particular hashtag didn’t last that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
