Every year, one whole division largely under achieves. The division winner ends up 8-8 or 9-7 and everyone starts having the same tired discussion. “How can we let these teams in the playoffs? We are leaving out much more deserving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, now that things have calmed down somewhat I guess I’ll say my piece. I would have done it earlier but was having a tough time coming up with a joke. So the Detroit/Dallas game was quite the kerfluffle wasn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last Saturday I posted a comic with a 49ers fan contemplating suicide (a common theme here at The Draw Play), and I proclaimed this the worst offseason for a team I’ve ever seen. I then assumed I had jinxed it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goddamnit Chip, why’d you have to go and do that. We had two years of Tebow free NFL and the psychosis was finally starting to die down. I even drew a comic about Tebow no longer being a big deal,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just when I thought I couldn’t find Joe Buck any more irritating he comes into this season with the worst hobo-scruff I’ve seen in a while. Come on, Buck. Do you even have a mirror in your house? Are you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year it seems like there is a division that under-performs to a hilarious degree. Last year it was the NFC South. The year before that it was the NFC North. It happens. Every year I read the same articles[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wrote a complainer article for Football Savages around this time last year on this subject, but I’m gonna take my time to KFC double down on this bitch and complain some more, because it’s that time of year, my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is there any athlete in the world who gets more attention for effectively doing nothing than Tim Tebow? Not even Manziel has reached close to his level of nonsense coverage. Why can’t he just go away? Also what on earth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So one of the stories that has creeped up in the shadows this season has been an 11% drop in ratings for NFL programming. The NFL is still a ratings giant, but this sudden drop is big enough to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
General Manager John Lynch, huh? John Lynch? Okay then! Is there any more proof that the 49ers are a dysfunctional trash fire franchise that jumps into dumpsters full of AIDS heroin needles and various stages of vomit and feces and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
