It’s the worst part of being a die hard fan. We wait months for this. Months of terrible player rankings, garbage news stories on slow days, constant back and forth speculation on which teams are ready, player arrests, power rankings,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Also try Football Lite with Lime! For the exact same game but apparently including lime you can’t see! Football 64 is for that pretentious friend that no one likes who wants to “watch his hourly football intake” Football Blue Ribbon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the NFL instituted a new rule: you cannot celebrate or taunt “at” players of the opposing team. Honestly the rule is very ambiguously worded, going to lead to a lot of crap fines and penalties, and was total BS[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As I was making this comic yesterday Tom Brady went down with an apparent knee injury. As of the moment I write this I don’t know if it was serious or not. The first panel was actually not going to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week, for a few hours, those of us on twitter witnessed an entire breakdown of sporting news society. Why? Because Tom Brady fell over holding his knee and went into the locker room. For a couple hours it was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The knee injury Brady suffered last week was on Tebow’s birthday. The stars almost aligned, but Belichick’s deal with the satan was too strong and kept Brady’s knee intact. Maybe next time, Tebow. Also this is now my second comic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the Unsexy Rexy had a bit of a meltdown after the Giants/Jets game. The Jets even managed to win, and all that anyone could talk about was the Jets disaster. Ryan had a weird moment when he lashed out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was intended to be yesterday’s comic. I had it sketched out and line worked since saturday morning. Then the stupid Jets and Giants played and gave us “Rex has a meltdown” and Sanchez getting hurt, and suddenly the idea[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had a substantial irrational hatred for Kevin Kolb for years, for a few reasons: 1. He was on the Eagles 2. No one ever called him Korn on the Kolb but me and I’m still convinced that’s the best[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
