I like Apple products (everything about them except the price) but Apple fanboys are the worst. I was reading my phone in a restaurant once and my waiter, who had the Apple logo TATTOOED on his wrist, started telling me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans. To be…continued? Suck it poors
Finally, found a way to answer the question of Romo and Cutler. Now I just gotta work in Big Ben. This gag is getting really out of hand
So I had some fun in the mountains, enjoying my time, and I was hoping no big news would happen while I was gone and I missed the passing of Giants great Frank Gifford (RIP Frank) but more to TDP’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that was a hilarious story outta nowhere. Geno Smith out 6-10 weeks from a broken jaw after a teammate punched him? Yes. Good stuff. Comedy Gold. Rex Ryan picking up IK, the guy who punched him, after getting cut?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the days I was gone last week had a hilarious little story about a group of Eagles fans who were trying to get Pope Francis to bless Sam Bradford’s knee so that maybe Mr. Bradford won’t crumple into a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I watched the first episode of Hard Knocks and I’m not sure JJ Watt could get more stereotypical good ol boy American hero unless he could talk to eagles and was named Abe Manifest Destiny Washington. I watch him and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel like this would make a good plot for The League. I can see Kevin thinking this qualifies him as depressed and getting kicked out by actual depressed people who then feel better shaming him. It’s that annual time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m so happy. I never thought this day would come. I’ve been forgetful in my duties these past few months because honestly I’ve been waiting for him to retire. I’ve made up my mind that when he officially retires, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
