Another Combine is here, which means another attempt by Rich Eisen to run the 40. Be careful, Rich, if you perform well enough the NFL is going to test you. Of course Rich’s agent will say it’s just Adderall and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Sexy Rexy
No normal comic today, sadly. I’m in Seattle as I type this on a visit and I didn’t have enough time to do a full comic. I’ll have a better, full comic about the trip on Saturday.
I started watching some of the Combine coverage this past week and after I heard Mike Mayock say, on camera, “Look at that bubble butt”. It suddenly hit me just how creepy the combine is. You are essentially just watching[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think it’s hilarious that we were basically strung along for weeks in anticipation of the unveiling of the new Browns logo and after all this time we get a brown facemask, a slightly more saturated orange, and a new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, if you haven’t heard because it’s been this weird sort of rumor story, apparently there is a videotape of Dez Bryant doing something in a Walmart parking lot, footage from several years ago. Apparently it’s terrible. PFT compared it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are just inches away from free agency which means nothing is happening but everyone is talking what might be happening. This is probably the worst time of the year for me because it seems like there are plenty of stories[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I don’t think anyone saw that one coming, wow. That was some weird news. I’ve had wet dreams about LeSean McCoy no longer tormenting the Giants from Philly but I never thought I’d see the day where he left[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wonder a lot about what Brandon Marshall is really like. He has had his very public troubles, especially early in his career, and has seemingly overcome the odds to better himself and become a success story. Yet, despite his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have no idea what Chip is doing. Jettison DeSean, trade arguably the best RB in the game who still has years before he hits 30 for a young linebacker. Okay, so Kiko is young and very promising and it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
EDIT: I DON’T NORMALLY CHANGE THINGS OUTSIDE A SPELLING ERROR OR TWO BUT TODAY IS THE EXCEPTION The Saints are going nuclear right now. Everyone but Brandon Cooks and Drew Brees are supposedly on the trading block. Jimmy Graham goes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…