I’d pay lots of money to watch Elephants play football. You know you would too.
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The whole “sulking with a towel on his head” thing that haunted Cam Newton in the media last year was seriously the dumbest thing. First off, he wears the towel all the time. It’s not like he put it on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hello there old friend, it’s been a while. You may be wondering why Sean Payton hasn’t made an appearance for so long. Basically, he’s not as much fun now that he’s back in football. The idea of a man obsessed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sure, we beat Scott Tolzien, Matt Barkley, Terrelle Pryor, and Josh Freeman. But that doesn’t mean anything. Sure, Pats fans are just sitting there, telling everyone that the Giants are still bad. The Giants are lame. The Giants special teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously, where do they find these facts? Is there some legion of ESPN interns sitting way in the basement of their facilities locked in a giant room keeping track of how many times Chad Henne completes a checkdown? Have you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. The…apathy of tie?
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! The thing I am most thankful for is you guys, the fans. Thanks a lot for reading the comic, and for giving me the motivation I need to do this twice a week. I do it all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Mike Tomlin stepped out in front on the path of Jacoby Jones during a return, noticeably slowing him down and potentially stopping a TD. Let the debate begin. Oh wait, this happened last Thursday, everyone has already yapped about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Power Rankings are like a dull needle: POINTLESS. I’ll give ya’ll a moment to appreciate how good that line was. Okay. Power Rankings are stupid. I hate them. They are the definition of pointless. Problemo numero uno: They are subjective.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, those east coast games were something, weren’t they? If you don’t like snow football, we can’t be friends.
