My official pick for winner of SB49 is Seattle. I just think they are going to win it. I think they have the right combination of stifling defense and ball control offense to make it work. The Hawks offense isn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m just rubbing it in at this point because it’s hilarious to see newbie sad Seattle fans not able to deal with a heartbreaker. I saw so many posts on reddit, in fan forums, everywhere in Seattle fan circles where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seattle is a wooooooooooorrllllld of puuure imaginaatioonnnnnn Michael Bennett described working for Pete Carroll as if it’s like “working for Willy Wonka”. I’m sure he meant it in a fun way but Willy Wonka is a seriously disturbing movie when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pete Carroll being a truther was one of those hilarious news tidbits that I never got the chance to take a crack at and I regret it, so here you go
I got a big kick out of it last year when the Seahawks played badly against the Packers in the NFCCG and then Russell Wilson turned into a crying weirdo who kept proclaiming how God was testing him and all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure a bunch of you have been waiting for my comment on Marshawn retiring since it was big news and I’ve been a huge defender of him in the past. I loved his retirement just as much as I’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love the Rams. They are a trolls of the NFL. Jeff Fisher is a bad coach, but he keeps his job probably because he manages to get this silly team with more talent than it deserves to occasionally just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The stages of bad football, or what America experienced if they watched Cardinals/Seahawks on Sunday Night. I still can’t believe that game happened. That game is going to go down in history for how it ended but it almost doesn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
FUN FACTS! The Patriots have won 5 Super Bowls, and all of them have come against animal teams. Namely, birds. The Patriots hate birds. Are you a bird team? Don’t play the Patriots in the Super Bowl or get in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a story that broke two(?) weeks ago that suggested the Seahawks were shopping Richard Sherman. Kinda odd. Then some info came out that Sherman himself initiated the talks. Also odd. I don’t think anyone took it seriously because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
