Hey there kids! Matty Patty here, and I love you. Not in that way, no Larry Nassars here! That’s the OTHER side of Michigan. I’m just good ol’ Matty Patty Tricia! Big jolly coach for the Lions of Detroit! Today[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This season is all about the Bills baby. Adding to that team comic total. Padding my Bills comic stats. All of it in garbage time. The AFC East is very strongly represented in this site’s lore, with probably only the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shoutout to /u/giobbistar21 on reddit during my AMA for directing me to this silly story about Jets rookie Quinnen Williams that I somehow missed. I’m not gonna lie there is still a part of me that giggles every time I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a week for old QBs, man. It was pretty sad to see Brees go down. Brady gets all the headlines for being old and continuing to kick it, but Brees has been quietly right there behind him the whole[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE DOLPHINS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! The 2019 Jets, astronomical failures that they are, outside somehow embarrassing the Cowboys, have become possibly the only victim of a team trying to lose. The Phins have traded away basically everyone of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, I realize this is the same joke as Monday’s comic, but I came up with it right after I posted it and I was kicking myself because this seemed so much better. Better ghost reference, dumber (in the funnier[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now THAT’S a quality comic title. Maybe I should make all my Monday comics into “bets” like this and the Chargers/Titans one. Makes it easier to know what to start working on for Sunday since apparently I get them wrong[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sam Darnold is a Panther now! Now we can continue to argue about him for at least another year. Was it Adam Gase’s fault and the Jets as a whole? Was it that Sam Darnold was overrated? The answer…is yes![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With literally no surprise at all, it is becoming pretty clear that a lot of NFL players aren’t vaxxed and aren’t going to be. Just another glorious consequence of making a global health crisis a political dividing line. Cole Beasely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s funny how time works sometimes. A couple years ago and the 2018 QB draft class was mostly disappointing. Lamar was great right out of the gate, but Josh Allen took a couple years to come into his own. Baker[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
