Can we talk about how messed up this is? Robert Quinn, Cowboys DE, just got suspended for 2 games after using a banned substance. Okay, fine. Happens frequently enough. But then today I saw more details to the story and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes he should. This is not going to be gone in 2 weeks. I doubt the new normal will be over by the end of April. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s still actually worse than now by then. There[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To the guy who kept demanding I make XFL comics for a while there: how’s this for ya? I feel bad for the players, who deserved a chance to make their football dreams possible. I feel bad for all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roger Goodell is apparently announcing the picks from his basement? Since he’s a rich person it’ll probably look stylish and nice but there is a part of me that dreams of the fat dork loser Roger that could be doing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The NFL draft happened! It was fine. It was honestly about as normal as I expected it to be. The league wasn’t going to let technical issues get in the way and likely spent a lot of time trying to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Feel free to use that final panel anytime the Vikings do something inexplicably dumb on offense. What are some other ways we could make football safer in the age of Coronavirus?
Good news guys. The NFL understands how diseases work. They don’t fear it. They understand it. All they have to do is make sure post-game interactions are minimal and that nobody swaps jerseys this season. That’ll keep our Covid from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Falcons, man. If there are two teams that epitomize choking, you’d have a hard time picking any of the other franchises over these two. Especially in recent years. The Lions have been well known as historical failures but since[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 1’s Sunday Night Football game will be Bears @ Rams. It will not be Cowboys vs Giants. Not even WFT vs Eagles. No NFC East teams involved. I am genuinely thrilled to see it.
In a report that was actually quite contrary to how I presented it above, the Associated Press quietly released a notice that the NFL probably hoped would fly under your radar. They are stopping the use of “race-norming” in evaluating[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
