Marshawn Lynch is easily the coolest player on the Seahawks and probably in my top 5 current players in the entire league (My other 4, by the way, are Eli, OBJ, Watt, and OBJ). Marshawn is just so goddamn cool.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Late June seems to be when my mind breaks and we get the creepy Draw Plays coming out. I watched the CFL the other day hoping it would stem the tide but I guess it didn’t work. Anyway, last week[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I like Apple products (everything about them except the price) but Apple fanboys are the worst. I was reading my phone in a restaurant once and my waiter, who had the Apple logo TATTOOED on his wrist, started telling me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I remember my first thought when we got the first drop of this scandal. “The Colts are accusing the Pats of deflated balls, haha are you serious, what sore losers, this is a non story” I don’t think I ever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For about 6 minutes on a bright Tuesday afternoon, the world was a different place. A place of hope. A place of change. A place where maybe, just maybe, things might be alright. A place where players in the NFL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back my reader friends to the Guest Comic show that never ends, we’re so glad you could attend; come inside, come inside. For the next three days (Wed-Thurs-Fri) This site will have the honor of hosting the final Too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are confused, please go back one comic and read the first part and the explanation at the bottom. This is the second part in a trilogy of the finale for Too Much Mustard. All you really have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read the last two comics if confused. I’m sad to see you go, Too Much Mustard, but I loved watching you sail away. May Jeff George finally find the peace (of ass) he was looking for. I’ll leave you not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So one of the stories that has creeped up in the shadows this season has been an 11% drop in ratings for NFL programming. The NFL is still a ratings giant, but this sudden drop is big enough to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Looks like we got another Ray Rice situation on our hands. Just with Josh Brown, noted scumbag kicker. To recap -Josh Brown suspended for breaking personal conduct policy, no one knows why -It’s revealed to be for an incident[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
