How the fuck does Richie Goddamn Incognito have a football job in 2019. This is a guy who belongs in a hospital, in therapy. This is a dude who needs help. This is a dude who needs to be far[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Raiders
We finally have our next team for HBO’s ongoing football series that is never quite as good as you want it to be: Hard Knocks! It’s gonna be the Oakland Raiders. It was probably inevitable. Out of all the teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Antonio Brown got traded to the Raiders I basked in the glory of the expected PUPPETMASTER defense. I saw not a tiny amount of fans gleefully rationalizing the drama Brown caused as calculated and purposeful so that he could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a hilarious nightmare Antonio has turned out to be. Though I must say right up front, I think a lot of this is on Mike Mayock too. Hard Knocks with the Raiders was an unfortunate disappointment overall. Hard Knocks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a whirlwind few days this was. Just insane. I’ve never seen anything so stupid. Why couldn’t this have happened a month ago to make our July less dull? The helmet stuff was dumb. The foot stuff was dumb. But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank goodness that dumbass Vontaze Burfict got suspended for the year. We all knew what was gonna happen at some point, better to just get it out of the way now. I hope he loses his inevitable appeal and this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The 2022 Oakland Raiders signed Josh McDaniels to be their head coach. It is only halfway through his first season, but I think most of us can feel secure in our determination that this was a poor decision. It was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Raiders are having a bad time. We know why. We all knew Josh McDaniels was a bad hire. Maybe some of us thought “oh, well, he’s probably learned a lot from his Denver experience, and he got more time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tom Brady, fresh off his horrible investment in FTX, has decided to move into a more steadily lucrative and less fad-based form of capital investment. He is now (or will be soon) a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of the joyous things about the NFL offseason is the inherent optimism it brings. The last season is behind you. The team has been given a chance to address concerns, draft players to fix problems, maybe starting anew or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…