Eli will always be a big dorky kid to me. But it turns out Peyton might be a bit of a scumbag. I’m sort of withholding complete judgement on this Peyton story for now. Bottom line is I think it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Peyton Manning
About goddamn time, and I mean that in the nicest way. We all knew it was coming. We all expected it to happen. We’ve been writing and discussing his legacy for months, even before the season ended. We waited for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MS Paint is hard First off, did you read The Draw Play yesterday? Because if you didn’t, WHY NOT, THERE WERE IMPORTANT UPDATES. The Draw Play is on Patreon! To anyone who has already contributed to The Draw Play Patreon,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Peyton Manning hosted the ESPYs the other night. You know, that awards show that doesn’t matter in the slightest but is usually good for a few laughs. He was…eh. I don’t know if that’s really where Peyton belongs as a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was never able to get around to this whole Eli Manning fraud story for a number of reasons, but ultimately I’m happy with this comic, so I hope it was worth the wait. Reason #1 – I could never think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some good news happened! ESPN announced a partnership this week with Omaha Productions for an alternate football broadcast on ESPN2 with Peyton and Eli as the announcers. As you can imagine, I am 100% on board with this and will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
#Colts downplayed Peyton’s neck injury in 2011. He missed the season.#Colts downplayed Luck’s shoulder injury in ‘17. He missed the season.#Colts downplayed Luck’s ankle injury in ‘19. He retired. Carson Wentz’s injury started off minor. The updates have only gotten[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As is tradition, I did not watch the pro bowl. Eli’s team won in the end. I’m going to pretend that means something. Eli is best son. I did watch the highlights and saw Peyton acting really mad about the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So you remember that QUARTERBACK show that came out on Netflix last summer featuring Mahomes, Kirk, and Mariota? Well, the show is coming back! Only this time it isn’t about Quarterbacks. It’s called RECEIVER, and according to the poster, we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…