Sure, we beat Scott Tolzien, Matt Barkley, Terrelle Pryor, and Josh Freeman. But that doesn’t mean anything. Sure, Pats fans are just sitting there, telling everyone that the Giants are still bad. The Giants are lame. The Giants special teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Broncos and Pats are in a cold war-esque arms race to the top. In the meantime, Carolina lets their #1, #2, and #3 WR all walk free to other teams (one went to the Pats!) and all they did[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve made my feelings on the Patriots clear in the past. I’m sick of them. I like Tom Brady, he’s a total dweeb stuck in a super attractive man married to a super model and he’s super fun to watch[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tom Brady is going to his 6th Super Bowl and there’s no Eli to stop him. He also has a defense backing him up this time. Also everyone is healthy because Pollard never played them. Patriots better win this year[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deflategate. Ballghazi. Ballmageddon. The Hindenball. The Ballston Massacre. Ball of Pigs. EBalla. Ballpox. The Ballbonic Plague. The uniBaller. Chernoball. The Assassination of Aballham Lincoln. EDIT I’ve re-read my own words a few times now and I want to take a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My official pick for winner of SB49 is Seattle. I just think they are going to win it. I think they have the right combination of stifling defense and ball control offense to make it work. The Hawks offense isn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay, so I bet this isn’t what people were expecting, but I got this idea 3 years ago and I’ve been sitting on it forever, and I never thought it’d get a chance to make it. I needed the Patriots[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is still one of the weirdest scandals I have ever seen strike professional sports. It first comes out, we all laugh. Then actual evidence of deflation comes out, and we all overreact about the honor of the sport(myself included).[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hahahahahahahahaha man, I underestimated the NFL. That’s a biggie. 4 game suspension – ooooh nice 2016 1st rounder – On par with Spygate, seems fair 2017 4th rounder – lol that’s kinda random (does Dr. Evil Impression) 1 MILLION DOLLARS[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This scandal is so fun. So many people angry at everything. Some level headed analysis, mostly drowned out by nonsense. Legions of people taking a giant dump all over Patriots fans regardless of any questionable evidence, and Patriots fans being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
