A few weeks ago I made this: The NFC North is like wacko world these days. The Bears lose Jay Cutler, have a terrible Defense, and then Josh McCown opens up the McOWN ZONE and suddenly the Bears are on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just two weeks, guys. Two weeks before we get the slight sugar high of preseason ball. Jim Caldwell always makes the exact same face and I never made a joke about that so here is a joke about that. Anyone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lost a little bit in the playoffs news has been a surprising little tidbit that Calvin Johnson may very well retire. It’s not final yet, but apparently he told his family and his coach that was the plan. It comes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are a Lions fan chances are you’ve spent at least a small percentage of time this year in literal cardiac arrest. Seriously. I feel like Jim Caldwell doesn’t show the team game film to study, but instead inspiring[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The new chapter of the Money Saga has begun. The war between offense and defense is over. Now the quest to to create money continent begins in the wastes of Michigan. Matthew Stafford has apparently already broken Derek Carr’s record[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey there kids! Matty Patty here, and I love you. Not in that way, no Larry Nassars here! That’s the OTHER side of Michigan. I’m just good ol’ Matty Patty Tricia! Big jolly coach for the Lions of Detroit! Today[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aaron Rodgers sucks at chugging beer. This became news. I kind of unironically love the off-season.
The Falcons, man. If there are two teams that epitomize choking, you’d have a hard time picking any of the other franchises over these two. Especially in recent years. The Lions have been well known as historical failures but since[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Matty Patty got fired! When I first made this comic after the opening game embarrassment I had a big grand vision of a whole series of Matty Patty comics that ended up just…never coming to fruition. Maybe because the punchline[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trey Lance. Died of a shattered ankle. May never be seen again. Matt Stafford. Died of a spinal cord contusion. May retire and never be seen again. Jimmy Garappolo. Died of a busted foot. Will likely never wear a 49ers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
