When I heard the Titans hung up on Mariota by accident this little scenario popped into my head, because that is hilarious Hey, look! A Titans comic that isn’t a joke about how nobody remembers the Titans! PROGRESS! Now that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I live in Ducks territory, so for 3 years I’ve been hearing about how utterly great Marcus Mariota is. Since I only half pay attention to College Ball I mostly just found it annoying. He’s basically football Jesus out here,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I bet none of you sum’bitches expected a Titans comic today BUT GUESS WHAT IT HAPPENED. That’s just the sort of thing that happens when you plan out a comic the day before free agency and you don’t want to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m real confused guys. The Titans have become one of the most fun teams in the NFL right under our noses without anyone realizing it. It doesn’t make any sense, but that is what has happened. The Titans just dunked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Go Titans! Hop on that bandwagon, boys! You finally earned a bandwagon! I’m on it. So first off, a lot of crazy stuff happened this weekend (RIP Gus Bus, Jax got SAVAGED, which makes my comic about Brock Osweiler last[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
NO ONE EVER EXPECTS A COMIC ABOUT THE TITANS. But they should. Because the Titans are good, goddamnit. It’s week 3, which means everything about every team needs to be taken with a grain of salt. We’re still in that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Thanksgiving! We all need to treasure Mark Mariota while we have him for just another week. Marcus Mariota doesn’t drink. Mark Mariota prefers a smooth scotch. Marcus Mariota drives a smart car. Mark Mariota drives a truck. Marcus Mariota[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That Chiefs/Titans wildcard game was basically the entire essence of the 2017 Kansas City Chiefs in one single game. The 2017 Chiefs made the grandest opening statement you could make. Going into Foxboro, for a season opener, primetime, against the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wish I could love the Titans/Jags rivalry. I really should. It feels like it should be one of the best rivalries in the league. The two fanbases hate each other. The Jags especially hate the Titans mostly due to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read this comic ten more times to get the full effect of what happened to Marcus against the Ravens. Seriously. 11 sacks. Yeah, technically one of those is the “QB ran out of bounds behind the LOS” sacks that honestly feel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
