Matty Patty got fired! When I first made this comic after the opening game embarrassment I had a big grand vision of a whole series of Matty Patty comics that ended up just…never coming to fruition. Maybe because the punchline[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I imagine when Dan Campbell’s name first came up you had one of two reactions. The first might have been “who the hell is Dan Campbell?”. The second reaction you might have had was “wait…Dan Campbell the buff guy from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d feel bad for Detroit but I don’t even think the fanbase was all that torn up about the recent loss to the Ravens. Just felt like par for the course that they’d have a questionable call result in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Lions have now become the first team since the Browns to finally end a long-lasting losing streak…by not winning. BUT THEY DIDN’T LOSE! I love ties. We get roughly one per season these days and each one is a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve never seen the NFL award someone a pity “___ of the week” award before. Jared Goff won NFC Offensive Player of the week. He threw 3 touchdowns and one INT against the Vikings in the Lions first win of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Lions offense has been a surprising explosion this season. Jared Goff, hilarious punchline, has been launching bombs and playing like the first overall pick he was supposed to be and didn’t get any credit for even during his good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Can we take a moment to appreciate how fate played out this way? Stafford was the Lions top overall pick in 2009. He spent 12 years toiling away in the void that was Detroit Football. He grew a legend for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The second of the major updates this year is the Detroit Lions! This uniform update is a lot like the Jets update: a return to just looking like a classic NFL era uniform. There’s very little risk in the new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Early on in the season, in week two or three, former NFL player and current media guy Chris Long seemed to notice something. Teams that play the Lions look like shit the following week. The idea seems pretty simple. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
