Tony Romo sucks under pressure. Tony Romo can’t win the big one. Tony Romo only dates dumb blond celebrities. Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Tony Romo is “unclutch”. Tony Romo is a big wuss. These are all common criticisms of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sure, we beat Scott Tolzien, Matt Barkley, Terrelle Pryor, and Josh Freeman. But that doesn’t mean anything. Sure, Pats fans are just sitting there, telling everyone that the Giants are still bad. The Giants are lame. The Giants special teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, gotta reset the Beason clock JPP never struck me as the smartest guy on the team but this is a new one. Fireworks accident, huh? Thankfully it doesn’t seem serious, some burns and maybe slight nerve damage in one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I remember that Elisha is actually Eli’s full name and it brings me joy. I wish football would come back
Bonus points for anyone who gets the historical reference. JJ Watt broke his hand in practice this week but will still play against the Patriots. Maybe he broke it trying to hard at literally anything. Maybe he saluted too hard,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FREEDOM! The first and best Brexit anniversary has come and gone and I hope everyone had a great holiday eating BBQ, drinking beer and blowing up aliens. Hopefully none of you blew your hands off like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wonder how much shit JPP gets from his teammates in the locker room for his hand. Is it one of those things where his teammates are largely respectful of his accident and don’t make jokes? Or is the locker[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Big shakeups in the NFL these past few weeks to a few of the big players. Possibly game changing injuries. Rob Gronkowski took a shot from Earl Thomas and had to have back surgery to fix his back. It’s another[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve had a lot of international discussion in the comic recently. That can all go go hell. AMERICA HOO RAH HELL YEAH LETS BLOW THINGS UP On this day, 2 years ago, JPP’s fingers got tired of being oppressed by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks for your many years of big blue service, Jason. I’ll never forget you doing backflips before the draft. I’ll never forget the Giants selecting you and saying “who the fuck?” before remembering you were backflips guy. I’ll never forget[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
