Posts Tagged Joe Flacco
Congrats to the Baltimore Ravens, champions of superbowl 47! That was a great game. Looked to be ugly early, but then the lights went out and the 49ers came back to make it one of the more thrilling superbowls I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Joe Flacco picked a good year to win the superbowl. For his contract year the man just got a contract for 120.6 million dollars over 6 years. Naturally, things will change and he will probably restructure down the road as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aaron Rodgers just got mega paid. Joe Flacco, your reign as king of the elite money, has ended before it ever really began. Though from what I can tell, Mr Rodgers got a far better structure in his deal and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dorky QBs are my favorite. Maybe because the alpha doof quarterback is on my favorite team, but I love goobers who play football good. What makes a QB a goober QB? – Not terribly attractive, but maybe in a “awwww[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been too long since we stopped in on Joe Flacco, goober extraordinaire and his fort of elite moneys. Andy Dalton got hella paid. Lots of people were dissing the Bengals for it, but the contract turned out nicely and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some Texans players made fun of JJ Watt for being a boring football robot who never does anything fun. Watt responded by saying that his only goal was to be good at football and all that fun could come later.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been patiently waiting this whole offseason for the moment Wilson or Luck finally gets the big paycheck so I could make a continuation of the Fort Elite Money running gag I’ve had going since Flacco’s contract, but instead of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans. To be…continued? Suck it poors