So the other laugher contract that was given so far this free agency was to Dolphins pass rusher Olivier Vernon. The Giants came into free agency with a lot of cap space, a lot of holes on the roster, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh Zach Mettenberger. I know you weren’t good, but I liked you. You were goofy looking and fun. I don’t know why the Titans cut you, to be honest. Mariota might be the future but they need a backup and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Early statement: I know I rip on JJ Watt a lot on here but I really do want to stress that I don’t hate him or anything, I just find his goody two shoes robotic #brand machine kind of exhausting.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That RG3 IR cheers comic I made two weeks ago made me wonder what that bar might be like. A place where all the injured players go to drown their sorrows in each other as they heal. Maybe Teddy Bridgewater[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes, just in case you were confused, Zach Mettenberger is currently on the Steelers. I didn’t know that either before I decided to look it up halfway through coloring. I thought he was still probably in San Diego, where he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deshaun Watson rightfully turned a few heads last year by going on a Pat Mahomes level tear for several games before he died. The Texans looked like they had the QB of the future. I loved watching him but I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The first coach fired is never the one you expect it to be, is it? I was pretty convinced it would be Gase, with Patricia being the dark horse. BoB was probably always going to be fired, but I figured[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think Derrick Henry might be my current favorite player in the NFL? I just love watching him. Even when he doesn’t do anything it’s like watching a hulking refrigerator sprint through people. He’s just so fun to watch. His[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
EDIT: he picked the Cardinals the morning this went up, goddamnit JJ Watt is no longer a Texan! It’s been hard to keep up with all the nonsense (even Russell Wilson is starting shit now), but Watt leaving Houston was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
