So Jim Irsay got arrested. To no one’s surprise, he appears to have a substance problem. His friends are all saying that he needs help. I was initially wondering if this comic was a bit too mean to a guy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having your drivers license revoked for 1 year when you make more money than god and can afford people to drive you anywhere you want seems like a lean punishment. Also, I have an announcement. From here on, asking “WHERE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you only read this comic and don’t follow my other work you might not know I’ve been doing a weekly cartoon feature for uproxx this NFL season. The gimmick is that I pick each game’s winner, and if I choose wrong, I have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Andre. Toiling away all those years in Houston, being humble and building a Hall of Fame resume while no one really noticed. When we finally recognized his greatness he was old, beaten, suffering the downfall of Schaub. This past[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jim Irsay tweeted a vagina (Don’t view that link at work) and then pulled out the classic “I got hacked!” defense. Hacked, he says. Jim Irsay got hacked. I mean, I guess it could have actually been a hacking. Does anyone really think Jim[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are not making enough noise about how the Colts have completely botched Andrew Luck. We could potentially be headed to another RG3 situation where a promising career start heads into the ditch because a team can’t handle waiting for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Josh McDaniels was never going to join the Colts. It’s a conspiracy. Hear me out. So Billy 5 aces senses that this particular Patriots team isn’t as strong as previous teams. They have a bad defense, a wounded and injured[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember Andrew Luck? Tall guy, built well, ugly as hell? Played for the Colts for a few years? No, not Curtis Painter, the one after him, but before Jacoby Biscuits. Yeah. He was pretty good, even made it to a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, and hear me out on this…what if Andrew Luck has been dead for years and the Colts are just trying their best to keep up the facade? The exceptionally vague injury reports that seem to always end up being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I AM NOSTRADAMUS BOW BEFORE ME MY LEGIONS OF UNWORTHY FOLLOWERS I can’t believe it. I can’t. I suspected his injury case had to be worse than expected but to see the man actually legitimately hang it up so suddenly…I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
