Since I grew up outside of actual New York and simply inherited my fandom, I’ve been blessed in some ways to never really be involved in the fabled forever battle between Jets and Giants fans. The elitist condescension of Giants[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
New York/New Jersey Football might be at an all time low point this season. They’ve been bad at the same time for a while now, but this year seems to mark a new level of utter filth. It isn’t even[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I stretch for content, sometimes the content comes right to me. Zach Wilson’s ex-girlfriend accused him of sleeping with his mom’s best friend. Zach Wilson might not be a good QB, but he’s a great cougar hunter. In any[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Jets lost Mekhi Becton for the year last week. He has an avulsion fracture on his right kneecap. I didn’t know what that means, so I looked it up. Basically, it’s when a piece of bone attached to a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think this is Zach Wilson’s “welcome to the NY Media” moment. The Patriots game was a veritable disaster for the New York Jets. It was also a fairly predictable result. Both defenses are good. Both offenses are bad and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Many people ask me what the worst times of the year is to make comics and the answer is obviously Julyish for obvious reasons. Early April is the second worst, being nothing but repetitive draft speculation and nothing else. Third,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After months of bullshit, the deal finally went through and Aaron Rodgers is a Jet. As the prophecy foretells, soon he will text his dick to Erin Andrews before replacing Kirk Cousins next season in Minnesota. The final cost for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last night, during the Hall of Fame game broadcast, the booth was having a conversation with Aaron Rodgers. They were talking about Nate Hackett. Rodgers was obviously very favorable to his friend and coach, only going so far as to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was performance art. This whole thing was a masterpiece. Rodgers would feud with Green Bay for multiple offseasons until they finally got sick of him. His public heel turn after the media found out about his vax status when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s start off uniform week with the dullest of all the updates to talk about: the Jets. They just brought back the sack exchange era uniforms. That’s it. When the Jets previous era (henceforth referred to as the Milf-era) was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
