I hate the Cowboys, but at this point even I have a little sympathy for their fans. Most of the horrible 90’s bandwagoners have either moved on to new teams or have now suffered through a decade of spectacular failure. The Cowboys[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay in case this one doesn’t make sense Greg Hardy’s domestic abuse case apparently involved him shoving his victim onto a couch covered in Hardy’s assault rifles. I always found that detail kind of insane. Greg Hardy is a terrible[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Betcha thought that was going in a more innocent direction, didn’t ya? Betcha thought it was a Tony Romo dream joke didn’t yah? Well now you’re here thinkin’ bout Skip Bayless touching his nethers and I’ve probably lost half my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taco Time, baby. I thought someone named Taco was only in The League. I was never able to take his name seriously. Now there is an actual person who is named Taco (not actual first name, sadly). I am excited[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lucky Whitehead has had a really bad summer. It’s been full of incredibly bad chance circumstances. You could really call him…Unfortunate Whitehead. Poor dude has his dog stolen for ransom earlier this summer, and that’s somehow the less terrible thing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zeke Elliot is suspended for 6 games. STRAP IN BOYS THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN FIGHT! I was expecting a 1 game suspension at most. I think most were. The NFL was not going to heavily punish one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This NFL Civil War between Jerry Jones and the rest of the owners in the Goodell contract talks is a difficult follow. It’s like watching a game between the two teams you hate the most as they fight for playoff[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not gonna lie, kinda expected Dez Bryant to be on a team by now. I wasn’t shocked the Cowboys released Bryant. He doesn’t seem to fit with the new look of the offense. For a while there the Cowboys offensive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah yeah I know McCarthy was probably not the hiring news you expected a comic about but we got a whole offseason to get to everything else. You want my opinion on Joe Judge? I don’t have one. I didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve hit that time of year before free agency where I can start hitting on things that the playoffs prevented me from getting to when they happened. BACKLOG TIME! Lets start with the coaching search and the hilarious fate of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
