So yeah, that’s what I look like, in case you ever wondered how accurate those drawn comics were. The second to last panel is my usual face when the Giants have 2 minutes left to play and are winning. I do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I thought Dont Care Bear was done. Then a miracle happened. We saw Jay Cutler’s Butt. God bless America, we saw Jay Cutler’s butt. NSFW WARNING: BUTT Jay Cutler seems to be apathetically admiring a sunrise. He’s standing there like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was a busy weekend, so I apologize if this one feels undercooked in any way. Undercooked like a Phil Simms booth comment. Boom, got’em! I was not expecting Jay Cutler to end up an analyst. I expected Cutler to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LMAOOOOOOO I can’t believe it happened I am so happy. Jay Cutler in South Beach. I’m so excited. This is probably the best case scenario for the Dolphins after Tannehill died. It’s also the best case scenario for us! We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jay Cutler is apparently on a reality show about his wife now. The first episode featured Jay Cutler as peak Jay Cutler saying, and I quote, “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had to see this headline, so now you do too. I debated putting Jay Cutler back as the Don’t Care Bear but it seemed off since he’s not actually a bear anymore. If I did, it would feel off.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jay Cutler is getting a divorce! Sometimes I wonder I’m doing Jay dirty by playing into the lazy jerk gag because it misrepresents a human being, who is a complicated individual with the same complexities as you or me. Then[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
