I live in Ducks territory, so for 3 years I’ve been hearing about how utterly great Marcus Mariota is. Since I only half pay attention to College Ball I mostly just found it annoying. He’s basically football Jesus out here,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doug Martin apparently never went to high school because he doesn’t seem to get how nicknames work. You can’t give yourself nicknames, that makes you a tool, and simply invites people to mock you further with the one you already[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Two weeks in a row the Buccaneers had home games postponed due to lightning. The Hockey team name finally made sense to me this season, I didn’t realize it was such a thing down there but hey, now it makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
He can’t keep getting away with it! Seriously how do teams keep giving Ryan Fitzpatrick money? How is this still a thing? Ryan Fitzpatrick has entered his 12th year in the league. 12 years. That’s how long this dude has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh man. Oh maaaaan. God bless you, Jameis Winston, you goddamn weirdo. If you haven’t seen this yet, I feel an honor in being the person to link you to to Jameis’ bizarre as all hell pre-game speech. Just…soak it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not convinced Ryan Fitzpatrick is human. I think he’s a gypsy curse given form. He’s like the monster from It Follows, but more visible. A horrible ancient demon that has the ability to imprint itself on teams and destroy them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With Eli’s recent struggles and everyone pouring it on the Giants for not taking a QB at #2 I think we need to take a step back from the laughter and remind ourselves that the Giants decision to draft Barkley so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gonna be a few Bucs comics these next few pages. I happened to see this particular story before the JPP one. Rest assured, I already have an idea there, just didn’t have the time to get it finished by today.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When you want to make a Jameis Winston lasik joke but can’t be the 106,097,567 joke about him throwing the ball to the wrong team because he can’t see. No, that’s too easy. You gotta go with the classic rapist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Saints had a tough choice. Sell out for the alpha predator, or settle for the cheap beta predator? Well, they are stuck with the beta predator once more. Honestly Jameis staying in New Orleans makes sense. Once they lost[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
