So Gronk got offered 3.75 million dollars to be in a porn scene with Porn actress Bibi Jones. The NFL and the Patriots probably won’t let him do it, so this will have to do. Anyway, I hope you aren’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Tom Brady is going to his 6th Super Bowl and there’s no Eli to stop him. He also has a defense backing him up this time. Also everyone is healthy because Pollard never played them. Patriots better win this year[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Valentines Day, dear readers. For those of you poor souls who have been dragged to the stupid softcore porn movie with the boring color palette my candy hearts go out to you. If you do, just pretend the main[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just in case you weren’t aware, Brock Osweiler is 6’7. He played basketball in high school too, which means the announcers of the world have yet another player with that particular tidbit that they can milk once or twice a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hahahahaha I hope Deflategate never ends. I still remember when it first happened and all I gave it was a brief blurb saying “it’s probably nothing and it’ll blow over” and now it’s possibly the longest story ever. I wonder[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Big shakeups in the NFL these past few weeks to a few of the big players. Possibly game changing injuries. Rob Gronkowski took a shot from Earl Thomas and had to have back surgery to fix his back. It’s another[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Patriots getting more Rings is certainly horrific ho ho ho ho *is pelted with tomatoes* Okay so maybe it’s 8 Days from when this comic goes live but deal with it or just read it tomorrow. The Patriots are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The ironic part of this comic is that it might legitimately be the smartest Gronk I have portrayed yet in here on TDP. Gronk is too beautiful for this earth. He went to a wedding (No it wasn’t Maclin’s, just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is it about Miami that turns the Patriots mortal? Seriously. What is it? Why does Florida turn Bill Belichick and Co. into a bunch of regular schmoes? I don’t get it. The Dolphins have been a thorn in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think my favorite thing about Rob Gronkowski’s obsession with the number 69 is that every news outlet has to report on it because #content, but they all have to be coy about the number’s meaning in the process. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
