My favorite people are the people who argue the NFL is fake, or rigged, or pre-determined in some way like wrestling or something. They are the best people. By best people I mean the stupidest. Like most conspiracy theories they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The situation the NFL is finding itself in right now is hilarious because it is simultaneously the most predictable thing that could be happening and also one of the things they were completely gifted the advantage to plan against. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I learned something watching the Giants first draft pick that I somehow didn’t know before. Kayvon Thibodeaux is cool as shit. He strutted onstage, flabbergasted the hell out of Goodell with a crazy handshake, and then got in a hype[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually don’t know how much I have to say about this one, it caught me completely off guard when it dropped and generally felt like the NFL deliberately giving us big news because after the Watson ruling they needed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whelp, there it is. Watson gets 11 games off. He also gets a measly 5 million dollar fine, which is roughly 2% of his huge guaranteed contract. That’s it. What a joke. The one time we could have actually used[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From here out, I’m on the Cincy Bandwagon. My rooting preferences for what’s left: -The Bengals -I am hit by a bus -The Chiefs -The 49ers -I am hit by a larger bus, then a train, and my body is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe it’s just the general fatigue of being terminally online over the past decade of exhausting cultural political war but I was genuinely surprised by the amount of controversy over the Harrison Butker speech thing. I was surprised it barely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
