Tonight, there will be NFL football on our televisions, in our bars, on our computers, on our phones, and in our hearts. Football is back, gentlemen. Our months long nightmare is over.
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Is it wrong that I am legitimately rooting for the Texans to win the superbowl so that I can make another one of these? Anyway, Since Matt Schaub was the current benefactor to the Chargers latest meltdown, it just seemed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d pay lots of money to watch Elephants play football. You know you would too.
Hello there old friend, it’s been a while. You may be wondering why Sean Payton hasn’t made an appearance for so long. Basically, he’s not as much fun now that he’s back in football. The idea of a man obsessed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SHOTS FIRED This is my favorite time of year in some respects. One of those reasons why is because football is at its peak, and it starts irritating all the non-fans. We all know that guy. That one friend who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Post Super Bowl week is over, and reality has started to sink in. Football is a long way away. A long way away. And every year we are forced to go Cold Turkey, with brief hits along the way. The Combine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My first thought when I heard the news about Michael Sam coming out: “Good for him. It’s about time we had some progress there” My second thought: “Let the shitstorm commence” My support is fully behind Michael, and I hope[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The USA lost to Belgium and we exit another World Cup empty handed, just like always. America caught Soccer Fever, but thankfully it was easily remedied with a few antibiotics and the symptoms should clear up if they haven’t already.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m coming home I’m coming home tell the World I’m coming home Let the rain wash away all the pain of the offseason I know my team awaits and they’ve hopefully fixed their mistakes I’m coming home, I’m coming home[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Somewhere, in an alternate reality, Turkeys evolved to be the dominant species on earth and then invented football and eat human beings for novelty on a day in November celebrating the day the turkeys drove out and ruined the lives[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
