This is one of those ideas I’ve had kicking around for a while, saved for a slow day. Really, it doesn’t even have to be about Cowherd, just insert your most hated sports personality. For me, it’s Cowherd. I hate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I take full responsibility for the sudden and surprising news that Colin Cowherd is leaving ESPN. Less than a month after my comic, he’s gone. I love it. Yup, totally me. I shamed him into leaving. I am a god.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m going to love it in a few years once these guys are both gone. They’ve had a great run but I’d love to see something new. The AFC has been incredibly top heavy for over a decade and it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know what the hell is going on at ESPN but I like it. I guess Disney slashed their budgets or something and they decided to jettison all the old money windbags who have polluted the network for years.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Geno is starting for the Jets. At the beginning of the season I felt Fitz was the superior QB. I actually still think that, but I agree with the Jets now that Geno should start. Fitzpatrick might be a better[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Blaine Gabbert has a job. Lol. The Arizona Cardinals signed Yo Gabba Gabba to a one year deal to duke it with Drew Stanton for the right to play when Carson Palmer gets murdered by week 6. I guess good for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Peyton Manning hosted the ESPYs the other night. You know, that awards show that doesn’t matter in the slightest but is usually good for a few laughs. He was…eh. I don’t know if that’s really where Peyton belongs as a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Jags are one of those teams that it’s really hard to get a bead on. They might be good! They might also be a paper tiger! It’s really impossible to tell. I think one this is clear: this is a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having a player like Beckham on my favorite team has honestly been kind of illuminating about how the modern sports media works for me. I more or less understood it, but it really highlights the entirety of everything that makes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m torn between thinking Jason Witten got fired (or was about to get fired) and used this “unretiring” as an excuse to save face, or maybe thinking that Jason Witten never wanted to be in the booth anyway and realized[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
