Tony Romo actually named his new boy Rivers Romo, because of course he would. Part of me really kind of wants Rivers to win a ring because I’ve got some quality ideas if he ever becomes 1 ring Rivers. Also,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Eli Manning
PART 1 OF 3! 2 COMICS TO GO! The Ringless Rivers spectacular comes to a screeching climax. What will happen? Will Rivers finally break? Will Rivers finally fight back? Will Eli and Ben finally accept Rivers despite his ringlessness? Will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Craig Krenzel and Jim Sorgi are mocking Philip Rivers. Has Rivers reached his lowest point ever? Can Schaub finally reach him? What will he do now? Stay tuned for the surprising finale! Happy Draft Day everybody! Another reminder that I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wish big news would stop breaking when I was halfway through a comic. Now when I make a comic about the NFL lying about the Rice video on Saturday expect a big news break about Josh Gordon being reinstated[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You might have noticed the altered title on this comic, and that is because this comic is a collaborative effort! For this comic I partnered with Rob Press of Too Much Mustard, a stick figure comic about football and probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tom Brady is going to his 6th Super Bowl and there’s no Eli to stop him. He also has a defense backing him up this time. Also everyone is healthy because Pollard never played them. Patriots better win this year[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Okay, so I bet this isn’t what people were expecting, but I got this idea 3 years ago and I’ve been sitting on it forever, and I never thought it’d get a chance to make it. I needed the Patriots[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I remember that Elisha is actually Eli’s full name and it brings me joy. I wish football would come back
The NFC East is bad. I love it, because I love chaos and clownball and the NFCE brings that in spades, but they are bad. None of these teams deserves the crown. These teams are all bad. They all have cable.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll miss that angry old man. Coughlin was a strange coach to have for so long. On the whole it seems like most Giants seasons ended with terrible disappointment, interspersed with two incredible moments of absolute glory. The Giants, under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…