Man, I don’t think there has been a bigger disaster this year than the Bears. Yeah, they’ve won more games than some other teams, but no team had higher expectations than the Bears, and no team (outside maybe the Skins)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So yeah, that’s what I look like, in case you ever wondered how accurate those drawn comics were. The second to last panel is my usual face when the Giants have 2 minutes left to play and are winning. I do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Don’t Care Bear is back! It’s been so long. They pretty much have to rebuild Carealot every time it gets attacked because good ol’ Dont Care doesn’t help. Honestly part of the reason I haven’t made a Dont Care[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cutler Era is finally over in Chicago. 8 years. 8 years! It feels like just yesterday Josh McDaniels was taking a huge dump all over the Broncos and Cutler came into Chicago a hero. A semi-local hero who grew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I thought Dont Care Bear was done. Then a miracle happened. We saw Jay Cutler’s Butt. God bless America, we saw Jay Cutler’s butt. NSFW WARNING: BUTT Jay Cutler seems to be apathetically admiring a sunrise. He’s standing there like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was a busy weekend, so I apologize if this one feels undercooked in any way. Undercooked like a Phil Simms booth comment. Boom, got’em! I was not expecting Jay Cutler to end up an analyst. I expected Cutler to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LMAOOOOOOO I can’t believe it happened I am so happy. Jay Cutler in South Beach. I’m so excited. This is probably the best case scenario for the Dolphins after Tannehill died. It’s also the best case scenario for us! We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is it about Miami that turns the Patriots mortal? Seriously. What is it? Why does Florida turn Bill Belichick and Co. into a bunch of regular schmoes? I don’t get it. The Dolphins have been a thorn in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jay Cutler is apparently on a reality show about his wife now. The first episode featured Jay Cutler as peak Jay Cutler saying, and I quote, “I’m not really looking to do a lot of work right now. I’m looking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had to see this headline, so now you do too. I debated putting Jay Cutler back as the Don’t Care Bear but it seemed off since he’s not actually a bear anymore. If I did, it would feel off.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
