Watching football sites struggle to come up with content during the offseason, especially in the doldrums of June-August, is pathetic. In tribute, I kinda phoned this one in.
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So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So…this Richie Incognito thing. Huh. This was sorta outta nowhere. First off: Richie Incognito is a total jerk, and has been his entire career. He’s now officially assholed his way off two teams. He is a dirty player and has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. The…apathy of tie?
Anyone else find it really funny that Incognito deleted his twitter (at least temporarily) after he started receiving tons of social media abuse as the Dolphins report came out? He got out of the situation causing him grief. The same[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Been a while since I made a dumb visual pun and the Chris Boreland news broke too late for me to do anything with it, though I’d just refer back to the punchline of the previous comic if you want[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those name puns were suggested to me by a fan and I thought them too perfect to pass up. I also jumped on the idea to do a Dolphins comic, who are one of the teams I tend to neglect.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey Dolbros givin you some more love. In that I’m calling your coach a bland piece of extremely watered down oatmeal, you know, rough love. He’s boring. Joe Philbin could take a personality test and fail. I watched the Dolphins[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lol after week 1 the first thing I thought about the Dolphins was “Wow, they should have creamed the Skins, I wonder what that means”. Turns out the Skins might be slightly better than expected. After week 2 I had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dan Campbell is a giant hulk bro stereotype and I already love him. He is an amazing character and I hope to god he turns the Dolphins around because I just want more Dan Campbell. I want all the Dan[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
