The Cowboys went 8-8 three years straight, each year losing the final game of the season to the eventual division winner. It was an incredible streak, especially since Romo tended to have bad “romo-esque” meltdowns, and each game was lost[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will admit I was laughing my butt off when the Cowboys lost the call and in one second I realized that after a week of smug Dallas fans telling Lions fans to “get over it” that we were going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, if you haven’t heard because it’s been this weird sort of rumor story, apparently there is a videotape of Dez Bryant doing something in a Walmart parking lot, footage from several years ago. Apparently it’s terrible. PFT compared it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw the Cowboys sign Alfred Morris and kicked a nearby baby off a bridge because that seemed like a really smart move by Dallas. Morris was sort of abandoned in Washington for whatever reason (I never bothered to look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WELCOME TO DEZ BRYANT WEEK! Well, Meet the Bryants week, really. It’s been a long time since I did a specialty week, so lets have some stupid fun. It’s the offseason and jack is happening anyway. This is the result[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Are you confused? Read yesterday’s comic, we got a week of Dez Bryant name puns! I don’t know if I’ve ever actually finished a game of monopoly. Is it possible to finish Monopoly? The few times I’ve tried basically one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic #3 for Dez Bryant Pun Week! I have a friend who eats too much Taco Bell. He likes to talk about how much Taco Bell he eats. I know he’ll read this and I know he will feel no[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Day 4 of DEZ BRYANT PUN WEEK! , which I’m beginning to think should have just been Pez Bryant week. Probably could cut the other two brothers entirely. Pez is the fun one, because he’s the horrific monster. Also I don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you for putting up with this week of stupid comics based around puns of Dez Bryant’s name. It may have been very stupid, but I had fun. I still really like the idea of a Dez Bryant brother who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
