This is more or less a 1-1 recreation of me earlier this week. My mom got me Odell socks last year for christmas and in the process of going through my mostly empty sock drawer (due to laundry and other[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the XFL starts tomorrow! Are you ready to play the game of “Oh hey, I remember him!”? This year we might even be remembering these guys from the AAF! If that surprised you don’t worry, it surprised me too.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Of course he did. Why would we ever expect otherwise. Now watch him be perfectly healthy for the first time in years and flourish under Emperor Billpotine. At least we’ll all be dead by 2021. I think everything will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fare thee well, Mr Big Chest. You gave us the most spectacular meltdown of a player we may have ever seen. I will miss you. Until you “come back” like week 3, don’t find a suitor you like, and retire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back, football! You have never felt less important, but I will still watch you and love you. Even though the first game of the season was a total waste of my time.
Well, we got 3 weeks of bliss before the reality of our situation came back to hit us. Funny cardboard cutouts in the stands, fan-cam, Andy Reid’s face fogging up. Covid gave us a fun and unique aesthetic that was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course I finally came up with an election joke the week after the election. Oh well. While watching the Saints slaughter the Bucs Sunday night there was a particular moment when all of sports twitter sighed in unison. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hoo boy! Alright, there was no way we were going to leave this disaster unaddressed. Everyone’s got thoughts on this nonsense so here’s my take on the drama. Am I mad? I was at the time, but not like “furious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
EDIT: he picked the Cardinals the morning this went up, goddamnit JJ Watt is no longer a Texan! It’s been hard to keep up with all the nonsense (even Russell Wilson is starting shit now), but Watt leaving Houston was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is up with the Falcons right now? Are the Julio trade rumors real or just rampant media speculation? What is going on? I gotta tell ya, feels almost nostalgic and way more enjoyable when it isn’t your team being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
