Betcha thought that was going in a more innocent direction, didn’t ya? Betcha thought it was a Tony Romo dream joke didn’t yah? Well now you’re here thinkin’ bout Skip Bayless touching his nethers and I’ve probably lost half my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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More like Cole Billsley! More like Cold Beasley! More like Cole Beasalo! Okay I’m out. Cole Beasley instantly became a little bit more like-able by taking the star off his helmet. But in case that wasn’t enough, he shot back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you wake up and choose violence. Kyler Murray was recently asked why he, a Texas native, never liked the Cowboys. He replied with the quote above. As a…I guess “Middle-Aged” Millennial who remembers the Cowboys Super Bowls of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 1 is generally a week to be taken completely with a grain of salt. Everyone is rusty. Teams are discombobulated. New coaches are figuring things out. Old players aren’t up to speed yet. Hype and expectations are out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here is a paraphrase of a fun comment I saw when the Arlington Renegades of the XFL emerged as champions this past weekend: In the time since the last Dallas Cowboys ’96 championship, the XFL was formulated, debuted, failed after[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…