Lucky Whitehead has had a really bad summer. It’s been full of incredibly bad chance circumstances. You could really call him…Unfortunate Whitehead. Poor dude has his dog stolen for ransom earlier this summer, and that’s somehow the less terrible thing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zeke Elliot is suspended for 6 games. STRAP IN BOYS THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN FIGHT! I was expecting a 1 game suspension at most. I think most were. The NFL was not going to heavily punish one of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think the biggest atrocity of last year’s Cowboys success was Jason Garrett getting coach of the year. Jason Garrett sucks. Jason Garrett has always sucked. He lucked into a great draft pick thanks to Romo’s injury, and then lucked[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you think about it, this is the first time Tony is going to be at a Championship game. Blake Bortles, Nick Foles, and Case Keenum have all officially made it farther in the playoffs than Tony Romo. I don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not gonna lie, kinda expected Dez Bryant to be on a team by now. I wasn’t shocked the Cowboys released Bryant. He doesn’t seem to fit with the new look of the offense. For a while there the Cowboys offensive[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never had the chance to comment on Jason Witten retiring so I hope this works as a legacy comic. Jason Witten was awesome. Jason Witten was everything you want in a tight end. Jason Witten is a hall of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The right team is any team. I’m surprised Dez hasn’t found a home yet (if he doesn’t end up signed by the time this goes live). I knew he was in decline but he must be actually picky or just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I had a good weekend. Don’t mention my Colts prediction. We aren’t going to talk about that. The Cowboys and Eagles both had decent chances to pull it off and neither of them did it. I thought the Rams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I touched on this very briefly with the last comic but lets take a deeper moment to appreciate the worst call of the playoffs so far: Dak Prescott getting “sacked” by his own lineman, La’el Collins. Maybe it’s just recency[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy New year! Let’s talk trash. The NFC East has had some bad seasons in the past decade (Cases In Point!), but this might have been the most NFCEastest of them all. It is a miracle we didn’t end up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
