It’s nice that Tony Romo is has finally started to get the recognition he’s deserved for a while for being a great QB. He still has that dumb stigma about being unclutch but it’s slowly fading as people realize he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cowboys went 8-8 three years straight, each year losing the final game of the season to the eventual division winner. It was an incredible streak, especially since Romo tended to have bad “romo-esque” meltdowns, and each game was lost[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every time the Eagles and Cowboys play each other I always root for the meteor. Obviously that’s the old “divisional hate both teams” joke. Root for the meteor. Maybe root for Bane to blow up the stadium. Basically wish death[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw the Cowboys sign Alfred Morris and kicked a nearby baby off a bridge because that seemed like a really smart move by Dallas. Morris was sort of abandoned in Washington for whatever reason (I never bothered to look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dak Prescott has played two preseason games and he’s pretty much already Jesus. Early reaction bias must be noted, but it’s hard to look at what he’s done so far and not be incredibly impressed. And angry. Stupid Cowboys, getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic 600! Hooray milestones! 600 comics and only like 25% of them are bad puns. I might do another advanced statistics look at the DP again, like I did for comic 300, just to see what’s interesting. First off, even if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Betcha thought that was going in a more innocent direction, didn’t ya? Betcha thought it was a Tony Romo dream joke didn’t yah? Well now you’re here thinkin’ bout Skip Bayless touching his nethers and I’ve probably lost half my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taco Time, baby. I thought someone named Taco was only in The League. I was never able to take his name seriously. Now there is an actual person who is named Taco (not actual first name, sadly). I am excited[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Smell that? It’s kind of a funky smell. It’s hard to sense, and in passing you might not even realize it’s there. But the closer you get, the more pronounced the smell is. The smell is scumbag, and the closer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
