The oldest man in the league finally hangs em high. After he spent 2019 kicking rather poorly, getting surgery and then not seeing the field at all in 2020, this shouldn’t be a surprise. But it is still the end[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
#Colts downplayed Peyton’s neck injury in 2011. He missed the season.#Colts downplayed Luck’s shoulder injury in ‘17. He missed the season.#Colts downplayed Luck’s ankle injury in ‘19. He retired. Carson Wentz’s injury started off minor. The updates have only gotten[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First up: yes. I know they fired Joe Judge. No, Friday’s comic will not be about Joe Judge. Maybe next week if the wildcard games don’t have any drama. This is a bad time of year because a million things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rejoice, Eagles fans! Philadelphia will soon be catching touchdowns from Carson Wentz once more. After his last season with the Eagles, Wentz was controversial as a QB. Some people thought he was completely broken and garbage, others saw a guy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What a whirlwind of an offseason, man. The Colts have decided to continue their speed dating approach to QBs and at this rate in 10 years they might deserve their own hydra. Andrew Luck died and since then it’s been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The greatest home-field advantage in the NFL is not Seattle. It is not Miami. It is not KC, or the Super dome, or Foxboro, or being the opposing team in SoFi. It is Jacksonville, exclusively when the Colts come to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This year has been full of surprising QB situations. So many QBs changed teams this offseason. Brady, Rodgers, Russ, and Ryan, arguably the “old guard” of the league, have all been playing poorly. Russ is probably the biggest surprise out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WHAT THE FUCK Right? Did you say that when you saw the news of Jeff Saturday? I would wager the vast majority of us either said it or thought it. The Indianapolis Colts sent Monday into chaos by first announcing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Matt Ryan. The one legacy was enough. To now be burdened like this…the existential pain must be soul-crushing. So it turns out that hiring your golf buddy who played Center on your team for many years isn’t exactly the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re back in Alt Uniform Reveal Season! So far, the results are pretty good, and most of what is coming is also shaping up to be pretty good. Unfortunately, the Colts threw themselves into the ring and managed to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
