Jim Irsay tweeted a vagina (Don’t view that link at work) and then pulled out the classic “I got hacked!” defense. Hacked, he says. Jim Irsay got hacked. I mean, I guess it could have actually been a hacking. Does anyone really think Jim[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are not making enough noise about how the Colts have completely botched Andrew Luck. We could potentially be headed to another RG3 situation where a promising career start heads into the ditch because a team can’t handle waiting for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love week 1. It’s always full of crazy nonsense that we can’t really parse yet because we still have no idea what teams are actually good or bad and what was a fluke. But even if the Bengals, Texans,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Josh McDaniels was never going to join the Colts. It’s a conspiracy. Hear me out. So Billy 5 aces senses that this particular Patriots team isn’t as strong as previous teams. They have a bad defense, a wounded and injured[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember Andrew Luck? Tall guy, built well, ugly as hell? Played for the Colts for a few years? No, not Curtis Painter, the one after him, but before Jacoby Biscuits. Yeah. He was pretty good, even made it to a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
People actually watched this game. I feel like anyone who was at this game (especially Colts fans) should receive a voucher for a free dinner at their expensive restaurant of choice. I mean just read the drive results and witness[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, and hear me out on this…what if Andrew Luck has been dead for years and the Colts are just trying their best to keep up the facade? The exceptionally vague injury reports that seem to always end up being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I AM NOSTRADAMUS BOW BEFORE ME MY LEGIONS OF UNWORTHY FOLLOWERS I can’t believe it. I can’t. I suspected his injury case had to be worse than expected but to see the man actually legitimately hang it up so suddenly…I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can tell Philip is doomed because he had to record a message to Colts fans while clearly sitting on his toilet, likely the only place the man can get any privacy from his fleet of 9 children. I’m not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What if we’ve had Josh McDaniels all wrong this whole time? Bleacher Report came out with a brief report that Brady and McDaniels’ relationship deteriorated towards the end and it was partially the reason Brady left. Sure, this came from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
