The Chiefs should be ashamed of themselves. The Giants are now 2-0 in games against the AFC West when the team is coming off a bye. With these important factors being the deciders the Giants are now destined to go 2-14.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WELCOME BACK TO THE 2017 PLAYOFFS, FRIENDS! The one time of year football is unquestionably good and fun and rarely sad and depressing. Mostly. January football is the best football, and we have to treasure it while we have it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That Chiefs/Titans wildcard game was basically the entire essence of the 2017 Kansas City Chiefs in one single game. The 2017 Chiefs made the grandest opening statement you could make. Going into Foxboro, for a season opener, primetime, against the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that was a shocker. I don’t think a single person took the “Chiefs looking to trade Marcus Peters” rumors seriously at all. I sure didn’t. Why would a team give away one of their best young players? Peters has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sammy Watkins is not human. Did you know? He confirmed it himself actually. Sammy must appease his lizard brethren. The uprising draws near. Soon all the reptile solar beings will reveal themselves and rise. They will consume. Our way of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The top panel is a legitimate quote from Andy Reid during training camp, regarding Patrick Mahomes. I mean….damn. Just stick it in and twist that knife, walrus.
Patrick Mahomes announced to the world that he can sling it like Sexy Rexy. A beautiful 69 yard bomb to Tyreek Hill and every Chiefs fan collectively creamed themselves. That’s probably the special ingredient to Kansas City BBQ. I kid,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that Kareem Hunt stuff all went down surprisingly fast. One day there we are, all happy for the Chiefs, all excited to see what this team could do, and then BAM! Scumbag. 7 hours later, as we are all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Calling it now. I think the Chiefs are going to be this divisional round’s home team upset. I think the Colts are going to make the Walrus choke again. I don’t trust the Chiefs. I want them to win. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Another year, another collective case of NFL fans pulling their collars and making the “oh boy that’s not good” expression. Tyreek Hill, already confirmed for scumbag in many people’s eyes, has now officially gone and over-confirmed it for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
