Arizona Cardinals 29th overall pick Robert Nkemdiche seems like a pretty weird dude. He was considered a top talent in the draft but thanks to some character concerns caused by him..uh…falling out of a 4 story window during a party[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course by the time I managed to finish this one the whole ordeal has run it’s course, but I didn’t want to let Cam slip by without a little bit of fun, because I felt like a loyal TV[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My absolute favorite fun fact about the Carolina Panthers: The Carolina Panthers have never had two winning seasons back to back. Despite this, the Panthers have won 3 division titles in a row. I love that fact. I love it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cam Newton is apparently not having sex this month? Don’t Keep Pounding! I guess he mentioned that he needed something to challenge him while recovering from shoulder surgery and I guess not doing the nasty counts. I guess. I know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Like a lot of people I’m pretty worried Cam might be totally broken now. The days of Super Cam are long past us but I didn’t expect him to look this off. Last year it made some sense. He hurt[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve mentioned this before (somewhere in the archive, god knows where), but if you somehow don’t know, Cam Newton types Instagram posts like he’s an alien. He must be getting tired of the people criticizing him for it, because he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh. Of course he did. Why would we ever expect otherwise. Now watch him be perfectly healthy for the first time in years and flourish under Emperor Billpotine. At least we’ll all be dead by 2021. I think everything will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So one of the dumber, smaller stories to hit the news this week was Cam Newton having an interaction with a shit-talker at a mini-tourmanent he was coaching. It was basically just a dumb high school jackass trying to get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was honestly heartwarming seeing Cam back in action in a Panthers uniform, trucking dudes on his way into the endzone. How could you not love that sight? Well, unless you were a Cardinals fan who figured this would be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
