This was a little story that flew under the radar this past week. Laremy Tunsil, he of the gas mask bong NFL draft drop, slipped in the shower and hurt his ankle. Classic. He joins a long line of NFL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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It’s kind of amazing when you watch Brock Osweiler and realize that the Texans might have been legit better off with Brandon Weeden at QB. The Texans are a team that would be a top AFC contender if they had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I thought Dont Care Bear was done. Then a miracle happened. We saw Jay Cutler’s Butt. God bless America, we saw Jay Cutler’s butt. NSFW WARNING: BUTT Jay Cutler seems to be apathetically admiring a sunrise. He’s standing there like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Butt. Sorry for the temporary delay getting this up, This was a guest comic about butts made by The Chirurgeon (He’s done work here before, he’s cool, outside Cowboys fandom, which is a shame). For whatever reason gmail compressed his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jake Butt. Jake Butt is a real name. Jake Butt plays Tight End. Tight End. This is the kind of thing that even those bad “Epic Movie” style parody movies would consider too on the nose for a joke. Butt he’s real. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I get more creeped out and disturbed by the NFL combine every year. I said this last year but it really is like a modern slave auction. A bunch of players are paraded around in front of people who are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jake Butt, one-time hailed Tight End prospect, has retired at the age of 26. Normally a 5th round draft pick who couldn’t make a dent on a roster and doesn’t have a single TD to his name would not be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of the joyous things about the NFL offseason is the inherent optimism it brings. The last season is behind you. The team has been given a chance to address concerns, draft players to fix problems, maybe starting anew or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
