APRIL FOOLS I asked internet “chef” Spilly from SB nation to make a guest comic, this is what he made. He forgot the sexy rexy, so shame him
Posts Tagged Butts
Poor Bills. My time spent in upstate New York in Bills territory taught me that Bills fans are just the most adorably optimistic fanbase. They aren’t like Cleveland or Detroit, with this level of angry bitterness pervading even the most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Late in the game on Saturday Courtney Upshaw sacked Big Ben and Ben came down hard on the side of his head. He stayed down for a bit there, went to the sidelines for several plays while Gradkowski funslinged the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe one day Andrew Luck won’t look like the missing link, and I hope that day never comes. Every time I go to watch a game now, I get 3 commercials every commercial break (so 50 times per half). Russell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I started watching some of the Combine coverage this past week and after I heard Mike Mayock say, on camera, “Look at that bubble butt”. It suddenly hit me just how creepy the combine is. You are essentially just watching[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a silly little story that came out this week about Sam Bradford’s butt. Some random personal trainer has analyzed Sam Bradford’s posterior and has determined that his glutes are shameful. The personal trainer believes that the butt is an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That catch by Cleveland TE Gary Barnidge was pretty damn great. Best catch of the year. I had no idea who Gary Barnidge even was before that play. It was also very much luck. There are two types of insane catches[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When you sit down to eat pounds and pounds of food today, remember that one day several years past Mark Sanchez ran into a butt. My uproxx weekly cartoons for week 11! I’m at home with my family so there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dak Prescott has played two preseason games and he’s pretty much already Jesus. Early reaction bias must be noted, but it’s hard to look at what he’s done so far and not be incredibly impressed. And angry. Stupid Cowboys, getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…