For as much as Michigan and Ohio hate each other I find it funny that they are the two states that have failed the most spectacularly at professional football, and the only states that have gone 0-16. But what about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jeez the Nike designers are really going at it this month, and we still have the Chargers to go! Apparently the Patriots will also be making a slight tweak to end the Brady era, but from everything I’ve seen it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m still ill, and on top of that Oregon is burning to the ground and I might have to evacuate if things don’t improve soon, so what I’m saying is there is a chance my last comic alive is about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think the Browns might be good! All that hype from 2019? Maybe all it needed to actually work was a competent coaching staff! Who knew? The defense is certainly a bit suspect with the points they’ve given up and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS That is legitimately the best win I’ve seen in like 4 years. I’d forgotten what it felt like to be jazzed after a win instead of just kind of pleased because we beat some bottom feeder. Great fucking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am officially retiring the Browns Hydra. I probably could have held on for a while, because there is certainly no guarantee Baker continues to improve and the team doesn’t regress within the next year, but after 2 and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Get well soon, Cody Parkey, we need you. Also thanks to this guy for inspiring this comic
This gonna be a long one so strap in. OBJ has had a really fascinating career so far. Looking at him now, it’s easy to forget where we once were with him. He’s 29, could possibly still have a career[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For probably the first time in my life, I won’t casually root for the Browns as a sort of ancillary team. I’ve rooted for the Browns for a long time. Part of it was pity, obviously, but part of it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It just keeps getting worse. The Browns made the playoffs after years of despair, finally appearing to come out of the long dark tunnel of dysfunction. It would appear that was all just a nefarious ploy, a diabolical ruse, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
