The Patriots have to play in the wildcard round for the first time since 2009! Thank you Fitzmagic, you are the hero we never deserved. It made me realize there are multiple members of the Patriots who are multi-year, multiple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve mentioned this before (somewhere in the archive, god knows where), but if you somehow don’t know, Cam Newton types Instagram posts like he’s an alien. He must be getting tired of the people criticizing him for it, because he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Low key one of the biggest double takes I’ve had all year was seeing Bill Belichick in a Subway commercial. The commercials are almost understated. Someone has gross greasy fast food, and then Bill Belichick appears, stands there, and the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t be the only one who heard Bailey Zappe was the new QB, looked him up, and did a double-take because I thought I clicked on a picture of Mac Jones. Anybody else? Whatever the case is, the Patriots[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last year, after McDaniels left to go fuck up Las Vegas, Bill Belichick made what the vast majority of people would consider a dumb choice. He hired back former mediocre defensive coordinator and failure head coach Matt Patricia, to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Alrighty then. As of Thursday, February 1st, all the new head coaches are set. Some coordinator positions around the league have yet to be filled but we got our main guys, so lets pre-judge all of them. This was genuinely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As promised, Belichick getting fired deserves a week. Not a comic for all 5 days I don’t have the time for that, but all 3 comics this week will be our opportunity to reflect on the Belichick firing, surprising non-hiring,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When Belichick got fired it was simultaneously a shock and made perfect sense. It was a shock because holy shit, they just fired one of the greatest coaches of all time, how can you do that? It made perfect sense[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So what’s Bill gonna do now? Is he going to be an analyst on a TV network? I can’t see that going well because Bill Belichick sounds like gravel slowly rolling downhill even when he’s excited about whatever subject he’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bill Belichick (72) is apparently dating a woman named Jordan Hudson (24). Love comes in all kinds of forms, and can blossom in so many ways. You can never tell what sort of things can bring people together, and as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
