The NFL draft is over. The Browns had 2 picks in the first round. Trent Richardson is a damn good runningback, and I wish him well. They also took Brandon Weeden, a decent QB who also happens to be 28[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Chad Ochocinco got cut. Nobody is really sure why his much anticipated stint with the Patriots didn’t work out. I hear rumors he lost his speed, or ran bad routes. Others think the playbook was just too much for him[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Edit: This comic was supposed to be released on Thursday, but Manti Te’o gossip was too juicy. Here it is today. The Patriots are boring. We had 3 of some of the best football games I’ve seen this year…and the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Does anyone really think Tebow is going to see the field with Tom Brady under center? I’m pretty sold on the idea that Billy 5 Aces brought Tebow in mostly to use him in practice, so that the Pats defense[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This scandal is so fun. So many people angry at everything. Some level headed analysis, mostly drowned out by nonsense. Legions of people taking a giant dump all over Patriots fans regardless of any questionable evidence, and Patriots fans being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just two weeks, guys. Two weeks before we get the slight sugar high of preseason ball. Jim Caldwell always makes the exact same face and I never made a joke about that so here is a joke about that. Anyone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We all hate the Patriots. The smarter ones of us have a grudging respect for them at the same time, which kind of makes the hate even worse, because it’s infuriating how the Patriots have somehow achieved a level of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Little Tommy got a boo boo last week because he tried to use big boy scissors to wedge some dog poop off of his shoe. He didn’t want the doodoo on his favorite footsies anymore. But Tommy isn’t experienced with big[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
TOM BRADY RETURNS! He’s back and he’s bigger than ever! After two years of deflating and arguing the final result is finally past us and the pretty boy prodigy has returned to his rightful place as being a system QB.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well it was nice knowing Jamie Collins, he’s dead now. RIP. Don’t cross Billy 5 Aces. I kind of love it when Billy Boy does one of his out of nowhere trades of a good player for a random draft[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
