Short answer: nope! Not gonna lie. Watching Bears fans who hated Cutler finally realizing that he was still better than this has been fun. Mitch the Titty Kisser has proven to be much better at kissin dem titties than playing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh Bears. That’s it, that’s the blog post.
Won’t someone think about poor Mitch? I do genuinely feel bad for Mitch “kissin titties” Trubisky. He was basically the poster boy easy dunk for bad QB this past season and didn’t take the leap forward that he needed to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nick Foles has had such a weird career. He’d be your average journeyman backup in most stories but he also has a season tucked away in there where he was the savior of the Eagles…and then a season several years[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears will never have a QB, will they? After weeks of speculation that they might trade for Russell Wilson, those plans either fell through or never existed in the first place and now the Bears are going to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel bad for social media people. Full disclosure: I am one. Not just the stuff I do for this site, which is mostly just shitposting on twitter, but an actual social media manager/content specialist at my day job. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears handling of the QB situation so far has been…weird. Signing Dalton was one thing, kind of a questionable move when QB was a huge need but the free agency market doesn’t exactly give you the top echelon of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Steelers/Bears game on Monday night was never going to be a fun watch, but the refs went and somehow made it not only a slog, but an infuriating slog. Arguably one of the worst reffed games all year, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears are in a weird place right now. Virginia Halas McCaskey managed to outlive the Queen but she’ll be gone pretty soon unless she uses Lazarus pits. There are rumors about internal strife amongst the ownership of the team,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We have reached the part of the year when the random stupid ideas I get during the year but aren’t related to anything get comics.
